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2010 Employee Holiday Show

photos by Margery Rubin
text by Maggie Heineman based on the 2010 Holiday Show script

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Scroll down for the photo essay about the 2010 show, but first ...

Gerry Stride became the chair of the Holiday Show Committee in 1992. Mark Wick has been playing in the shows for over 30 years.

In former years one resident used to send bribes to Mary McGlone to be let in on the secret of the plot.”

On the morning of December 15, 2010 Gerry Stride received an email request for some “history of the show and the process of script development.” Gerry responded to this last-minute request at 6:45 pm that evening, the night before the Really Big Show!

Then --- A Little History

Gerry wrote:
Back in the day, and I can’t say when, the auditorium was where the lounge and library are now. Staff gathered and sang Christmas carols to the residents. This evolved into a bigger production when the auditorium was built. Bill Murphy and Mark Wick may be better historians of the early days. I came to work here in April 1991 and became part of the Holiday Show Committee.

Mary McGlone was in charge of personnel and she headed the committee. We all helped her develop the script and rewrite songs but she was the director-producer of the show. In those days lots of times we were finishing the script 24 hours before the performance. It was in the day before we had computers. We researched material in the library, fake books and did not have the resources we have now. When Mary left I inherited the job. I think that was 1992.


P.S. A fake book is a collection of music with one line of music and the chords. Keyboard players use it. Mark likes it better than notes and written chords.

editors note: wikipedia.org/wiki/Fake_book
gives the history of fake books.

And Now --- How It’s Done

Gerry continued:
Now we begin in September with an idea. The first meeting we come with possible topics for the show. Then as a committee we decide which idea we like and brainstorm ideas for it. Sometimes the original idea gets transformed as we develop it into a different show than we first thought. For that reason we usually keep our ideas within the committee until they blossom. It’s always a challenge to write the right act for ten different departments using each department’s best abilities.

We meet biweekly at first and then weekly until we’ve worked everything out. I have about four additional faithful committee members who brainstorm with me...and we develop the script, change words to songs if needed and finally share the ideas with each department. There are usually one or two people in each department we can depend on to organize their group for practice and what they will wear.

Most departments practice on their own and then we rehearse with music for the first time the week of the show. Mark has been playing in shows for over thirty years and does a superb job with musical support.

The Committee: Donna Coonley, Susan DeJacomo, Eddie Ellis, Tammy Gerhart, Marcy Smith, Jane Weston, Mark Wick and me. Marcy Smith did all of the scanning, artwork and props with some help from Craig Gower. She also put together the PowerPoint with some help from Russell Pepe. Donna Coonley and Susan DeJacomo worked behind the scenes getting together the favors, programs and arranging rehearsal times. Jane Weston organizes the ticket distribution.

Mary Calabrese was working the curtain and ordering props before I came on the scene. Dave Wagner burns CDs of the music so each department can hear what their musical number sounds like. This year we also had some resident elves working behind the scenes to put the favors together: Mary Toda, Sally Klos, Wilma Fitzpatrick, Liliane Reynolds, Ro Wilson and Christa Irick.

All staff are very enthusiastic about participating and look forward to knowing what their role will be. They are always good sports about doing whatever is asked of them. It has been a standing tradition that we keep the program a surprise from the residents. In former years one resident (name withheld) used to send bribes to Mary McGlone to be let in on the secret of the plot.

My role is that of the orchestra conductor. I try to put all the pieces together and make it work. Our first full dress rehearsal is the first performance of the evening.

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Photographs of residents and staff, taken at various times of their lives, lined the hallway.

In the Theater the opening number was a marvelous slideshow quiz featuring childhood pictures. Guess Who? Then, with sophisticated computer graphics, a recent photograph swooped onto the screen answering the question.

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Infancy, childhood, adolescence, maturity. However different our journeys, aging is universal.

As the curtain opened Heath Center personnel were singing a lullaby to newborn babies.

Then Dr. K entered pushing Dr. Q in a carriage. The baby began to wail.


Dr. K and Dr. Q

The bawling baby that Health Center/Outpatient personnel tried to Rock-a-bye with a Dixie Melody turned into a bratty toddler that wouldn’t share, leading Nursing staff from Estaugh and Woolman to conclude, “I Don’t Want to Play in Your Yard.”

Rock-A-Bye Your Baby - Al Jolson

I Don’t Want to Play in Your Yard Peggy Lee

Administration’s Twelve Rules of Seond Grade began with the imperative to “Always Raise Your Hand.” Throughout the song’s 12-verse repetitions the second graders were busy breaking rules – chewing gum, throwing spitballs, etc. When the child urgently waving his hand was finally noticed, he dramatically exited, obeying rule #12
Walk, don’t run.
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Try It With These Words

On the 1st Day of second grade my teacher said to me - Raise your hand and wait to be called on.
2nd Day - No chewing gum.
3rd Day - Don’t tease the girls.
4th Day - Always do your homework.
5th Day - Use your inside voice.
6th Day - Don’t suck your thumb.
7th Day - Stand up straight.
8th Day - Don’t play with frogs.
9th Day - No playing spitballs .
10th Day - No passing notes.
11th Day - Keep your hands to yourself.
12th Day - Walk, don’t run

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“Hello Muddah, hello Faddah, here we are at Camp Dark Waddah” was sung by the 12-year-olds of the Maintenance Staff.


Kevin Crain and Friend



All the counselors hate the waiters, and the creek has alligators.”

Nonetheless CEO Jeremy Vickers returned to camp for a second year as a 13-year-old

”And this year the food’s improving, cause the little black things in it are not moving.”

Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah
by Alan Sherman.
First year version 1963
Second year version 1964

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Paul Evans’s biggest hit was Seven Little Girls Sitting in the Back Seat” In 1959 it reached #9 on the Billboard Hot 100.

In this 1960 black and white video, Evans is the driver and puppets are in the back seat. The male puppet Fred resembles Evans.


Mark Wick was the driver
Seven Little Girls from Therapeutic Recreation
were kissing and hugging with Ed (Ellis).

Seven ltitle girls sitting in the backseat
hugging and a kissing with Ed.
I said, “Why don’t one of you
come and sit beside me?”
And this is what the seven girls said.

“All together now, one, two, three --

“Keep your mind on your driving
Keep your hands on the wheel
Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead
We’re having fun, sitting in the backseat
Kissing and a-hugging with Ed.”

Peggy Giles’s granddaughter Taylor and the Assisted Living Cheerleaders led residents in the Med U Fight Song.

Cheer, Cheer for Old Medford U
With courses designed especially for you
Set the learning standards high,
We want to learn more, that’s our cry!
But though the odds be great or small
Old Medford U will win over all,
With her loyal scholars marching
Onward to Victory!

Bill Murphy gave his off-key advice on “Love and Marriage” which go together like a horse and carriage. Laughter began as soon as Bill was spotted in the wings, continued through his solo, and got louder as Dolores Redner read the “Good Wife’s Guide” to the Receptionists, who pampered Bill in accordance with advice that allegedly appeared in a magazine in 1955. Love and Marriage - Sinatra


The rules had the audience howling.
The last one, “a woman’s place is in the house,” led to the classic rejoinder.
Stalking off stage, the Receptionists shouted out, “And in the Senate!!”

Tea Time
Taking a break from household duties, Resident Services staff portrayed ladies who lunch. After singing “Tea for Two” with new lyrics, they had a few questions for the waiter.

Tee Time
Staff from Fitness and Aquatics and Physical Therapy joined together to insist that even in retirement “It Don’t Mean a Thing if You Ain’t Got That Swing.” In good form, they told a few stories about residents on the golf course.

--Waiter, I’d like to know if you serve crabs here?
Lady, we serve anybody.
--Waiter, what’s that fly doing in my soup?
Looks to me like the back stroke.
--Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
Yes ma’am, that’s because it was only ground this morning.
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Waiter, I can’t find any oysters in this oyster stew.
Well excuse me ma’am, but would you expect to find angels in an angel food cake?

Tea for Two - 1924 Victor Record

“Yesterday was a good day on the course for Al Pfeifer, he hit a ball in one.”

Wil Britten was caught in a sand trap the other day and kept flailing at the ball. His partner overheard one ant say to the other, “Quick get on the ball before he kills us!!!!”

“Why does Ben Paradee always carry an extra pair of trousers in his golf bag?” In case he gets a hole in one!!!

It Don’t Mean a Thing - Duke Ellington 1943 or
a fantastic version by Ella Fitzgerald with Duke Ellington

Gerry Stride: I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art.
Geri Mingori: Really? What kind is it? .. Gerry Stride: Twelve thirty.

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I Hear Music But There's No One There
Ethel Merman and Donald O’Connor -- Call Me Madam - the film

I Hear Half of What I Used to Hear

Gerry: I hear half of what I used to hear
I read large print but the print’s not clear
My financials have me live in fear
I wonder why, I wonder why?
I keep tossing in my sleep at night
And my dentures cause an overbite
Stars that used to twinkle in the skies
Are forming in my eyes. I wonder why?

Geri: You don’t need analyzin’,
It is not so surprisin’
That you feel very tired and blue
Your heart goes pitter-patter
I know just what’s the matter
You’re in your golden years, that’s true
Use that head on your shoulder
You can’t stop from getting older
And there’s nothing you can take
To relieve arthritic ache
You’re not sick, you’re just ninety-two!

We heard a trumpet but there was not one there.

It sounded like a live trumpet, not a recording. Where was the trumpeter? It was Joe Pantano at the keyboard! Despite a medical emergency that kept him from his rehearsal, he played for the show.

Gerry Stride tells the story:

“Joe Pantano is a keyboardist. All of our music was live except for Seven Little Girls. He has been working with us for the last 6 years. His keyboard has a lot of different sounds. He usually plays the openings and numbers Mark is in and for selected departments. This helps get the burden of all the music off Mark’s shoulders. This year he came in the auditorium two hours before he was scheduled to rehearse and said he was going to the hospital. Since he couldn’t reach me because I was practicing in the auditorium he actually drove to Medford Leas to tell me he had to go to the ER. The situation turned out to be less than he anticipated so by that evening he called to say he could do it. Meanwhile Mark had agreed to play all the songs except for the two acts he was in. Danielle played for Administration and we used a CD for Seven Little Girls. Since he hadn’t rehearsed with anyone we just had him do the opening, finale and fill in on some numbers. We found him years ago through the sports committee who used him at their Holiday Sports Day programs.”

Environmental Services -- The Complaint

My arms are so weak I can hardly hold my coffee cup
Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can hardly see my cup.
I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.
My blood pressure makes me dizzy.
I guess that’s just the price we pay for getting old.

Well, it’s not too bad, thank God we can all still drive.

Environmental Services -- The Advice
Get out from that kitchen, put away those pots and pans
Well, join your friends and laugh while you still can

I said Shake, rattle and roll
I said Shake, rattle and roll
I said Shake, rattle and roll
I said Shake, rattle and roll

Just plan a little fun to put life in your soul.
We’re wearin’ our hats and our hair is done up nice
We’re wearin’ our hats and our hair is done up nice
We’re feeling great so listen to our advice!

I said Shake, rattle and roll
I said Shake, rattle and roll
I said Shake, rattle and roll
I said Shake, rattle and roll
Just plan a little fun to put life in your soul.

Shake Rattle and Roll - Elvis Presley in his first appearance on national TV

Shake Rattle and Roll - Elvis Presley - longer version



Consider Yourself at home. Consider yourself one of the family.
We’ve taken to you so strong. It’s clear we’re going to get along.
Consider yourself well in. Consider yourself part of the furniture.
We don’t have much time to spare. Who Cares? Whatever we’ve got we share

Consider Yourself At home, a huge song and dance production
from the Academy Award winning film Oliver


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